Showing posts with label old man names. Show all posts
Showing posts with label old man names. Show all posts

Tuesday, November 5, 2013

20 Boys' Names Not Nearly Enough People Are Using

I know I'm not alone in thinking that coming up with good boys' names is way harder than coming up with good girls' names. I can list dozens of my favorite girls' names at the drop of a hat, but when it comes to the boys, my list is a lot smaller. As in, it only has three consistent contenders. What makes boys' names so hard, anyway? I think it has something to do with the tendency of parents to want something more conservative and classic for their son...even if they have a daughter named Juniper or Neveah. And not only do they want something more conservative, they want something that will still stand out. Michael? Matthew? James? Lovely names, but they're just so popular. So how do you choose a name that's handsome, strong, classy, and yet underused? It's tricky, but I hope the following list of names I've come up with will help out some future parents out there!



Alistair/Alastair/Alasdair- This elegant English classic is a form of the super-popular Alexander. It's easy to say, has a familiar rhythm, and sounds dignified. Plus, you get the choice of three different spellings. Alastair was the pseudonym of a famous artist (artwork pictured below).

Calvin- Forget Calvin Klein. Think Calvin and Hobbes--pure boyish cuteness and spunk. This vintage classic comes complete with the adorable nickname Cal (or even Vin) and has a long, solid history as a given name. It's not difficult to spell or pronounce. A real winner.

Boaz- With obscure Biblical names having a real heyday, I'm puzzled as to Boaz's continued rarity. It's got pizzazz with that Z ending, it's got the nickname Bo, it has a commendable Biblical namesake. Possible caveat is that people may assume you are very Christian, and if you're not, this may bug you.

Thaddeus- I love this name. It's got such a delightful sound, and it's deliciously antique and fusty-sounding. You'll find plenty of Thaddeus's in Revolutionary War records and the like. Only downside is the rather unattractive nickname Thad. I would just call him Theo.

Finnian- Just like Thaddeus, Finnian has a wonderful galloping rhythm...it's such a jolly name. It comes equipped with the perky nickname Finn and has a distinctly Irish heritage. A great underused choice.

Gideon- Another underused Biblical name, Gideon is one of my personal all-time favorites. It has that three-syllable rhythm that makes it sound happy and energetic, and yet, it's all boy. Strong yet peppy. I definitely recommend this one.

Otto- With O names all the rage, Otto would put you ahead of the curve and yet right on-trend. It's a palindrome, it's easy to spell and pronounce, and it's rare...a trifecta of awesome. Possible drawback? The Simpsons character.

Frederick- I mean, do I even need to defend Frederick? It's kingly, it's vintage, it's familiar, it's distinguished, it's got the adorable nickname Fred or Freddie. And for some reason, no one's using it...I'm baffled. Do the world a favor and pick Frederick.

Matthias- Matthew is ultra-popular, but his cousin Matthias is strangely neglected. Pronounced Ma-TEE-is or Ma-THIGH-us, it's attractive either way and puts a historical, yet updated spin on overused Matthew. A great choice, it was also the name of a character in the Redwall series.

Ewan/Euan- You probably know of Ians and Owens, but unless you're a Brit, I doubt you've met any Euans...and that's a tragedy. It's short, sweet, uncommon, and has that ever-popular "en, an, in" ending.  (Think Aiden, Jaiden, Brayden, etc. etc.) Actor Ewan McGregor gives the name a handsome image.

Louis- I'd put this in the same boat as Frederick--it's so classic and princely, yet has inexplicably slipped down the charts behind trendy usurpers like Henry and Theodore. Only Sandra Bullock has gotten the memo so far on Louis. It deserves to be used! Editor's Note: it's worth mentioning that the Luis version is actually in the top 100, as pointed out by Corey Rodriguez. Thank you! :)

Walter- This may sound too old-man-like for your taste, but think of it this way--Elijah and Sebastian used to be thought of in the same way, and look where they are now (hint--in the top 100). You can use cute nicknames like Walt and Wally, it has the popular 'er' ending like favorites Cooper and Archer, and yet it's a pure vintage classic. Of course, there is the TV villain Walter White...but really, who cares?

Lionel- Lionel deserves a lot more usage. It shares the same sounds as the stalwart classics Samuel, Daniel, and Nathaniel, and it has a cool meaning ("lion"). A very handsome name with a soccer star (Lionel Messi) namesake.

Arlo- If happiness could be embodied in a name, I think it would be Arlo. It's jovial like Milo, without the popularity. Arlo Guthrie is a famous bearer.

Tobias- I was shocked to find Tobias so low on the charts (#516) and yet, there he was. With a built-in nickname as cute as Toby, why aren't more people using this strong Biblical and vintage gem? Unless they're letting the notorious Tobias Funke character from Arrested Development influence their choice.

Ronan- Another great Irish boys' name that has yet to catch on in the States. Love the meaning, "little seal." Ronan Farrow is the son of famous actress Mia Farrow, pictured below.

Asa- With boys' names ending in A making a comeback (think Elijah, Isaiah, and Ezra), the Biblical Asa could fit right in--and it comes with the nickname Ace, which is pretty much the coolest nickname ever. Asa Butterfield is a child star who recently portrayed Ender in the film Ender's Game.

Lucian- It's ancient, it means "light," and you could conceivably use the popular nickname Luke. What's not to like? Lucian is a character in Underworld.

Raphael/Rafael- It's the name of an angel and an attractive tennis star...it could be a great name for your little boy, too.

Samson- Want another way to get to Sam without using the considerably more popular Samuel? Samson's your man.


Friday, July 12, 2013

How Vintage Are You Willing To Go?

I’m all for reviving old girls’ names. Some of my favorites are those considered “old lady-like;" Matilda and Beatrice, for example. Vintage names are certainly experiencing a resurgence... Ava, Violet, Vivian, and Charlotte are just a few of the once-fusty classics that have been revived. If you're a fan of those vintage, old-lady names, but aren't afraid to go far, far beyond the day-to-day retro, then the following list is for you! Here are the names for the brave and the determined, those who aren't afraid to name their little girl Bertha or their son Elmer...those who would rather blaze the baby-naming trails than trail in their wake.


Vintage Postcard, ca. early 1900s. Available at http://www.etsy.com/listing/122794447/vintage-name-postcard-early-1900s-fpc315
GIRLS:
Bertha
Eudora
Sophronia
Theodosia
Euphemia
Thomasina
Winifred
Wilhelmina
Edwina
Letitia
Paralee
Lavinia
Tryphena
Tryphosa
Iphigenia
Minerva
Annis
Imogene
Ethel
Permelia
Beulah
Enid
Edna
Agatha
Temperance
Thea
Thora
Abiah
Eunice
Thelma
Iva
Bernice
Geraldine
Juanita
Hildegard
Maud
Ernestine
Irma
Roberta
Barbara
Irmgard
Berenice
Lucasta
Henrietta
Irene
Ida
Parthenia
Gilda
Gloria
Zilpha
Doreen/Noreen
Dolores
Lucretia
Ermentrude
Doris
Hortensia/Hortense
Walburga
Gertrude

BOYS:
Elmer
Gilbert
Osbert
Sheldon
Eustace
Leonard
Cuthbert
Rudolph
Adolph
Cletus
Homer
Eugene
Wilbur
Hiram
Ira
Horace
Boris
Manfred
Alfred 
Seymour
Herschel
Maurice
Bertram
Clement
Delbert
Dennis
Raymond
Clyde
Horatio
Everard
Bernard
Lyman
Errol
Wilfred
Irving
Delmer
Sidney
Herman
Earl
Sherman
Percival
Leopold
Berthold
Cuthbert
Esmond
Edgar
Edwin
Francis
Ignatius
Hamilton
Aubrey
Norbert
Winthrop
Winston
Barney
Morris
Mannus
Basil
Randall
Randoph
Herbert